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Cobson is a soyjak variant created around June 2021, and is now seen as one of the 'jaks of all time. In his beginnings, Cobson was seen as a coal 'jak due to his manly appearance, which critics called NAS. Though, he is still a nu-male, as retards are unable to notice subtleness. He is still pooular today because he fills many niches in 'jakking. A common Cobson supporter slogan is HWABAG, or that He Will Always Be A Gem. He has many subvariants.