Cobson

Cobson is ARYAN btw, if that matters

Cobson is the primary and the gemmiest Soyjak variant of all time, what did you expect, FUCKING NIGGER. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film The Lawnmower Man. He first appeared on 4chan's) /qa/ board in June 2021. He holds the #1 iCame count on rule34.xxx (not archived award), making him objectively the sexiest Soyjak and sexiest character in existence. The tranny jannies found out and deleted him from the leaderboard.

Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. Compared to other soyjaks, Cobson will always be much more masculine and dominant, and more open to sexual activity. Many have criticised him for being NAS because of this, as soyboys are feminine. Howeverthough, He is still undeniably a nu-male, even though he was born with a bit more of those features, which is possible. It's just a bit more subtle, but his haters are too retarded to understand subtleness. These features are why He's such a unique, multi-layered, slowburn, thought-provoking, versatile 'jakerino and make Him such a gemerald, theorised by some to be so shiny to the point of being the gem that saved the Party! His existence will always fulfill many niches in soyjak creation, contributing to his popularity.

Origin

Cobson first arose in June 2021, where he quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as coal and most didn't really care about it, though a minority of critics saw it as very gemmy and dubbed it a "God tier wojack". However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/. Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the Sharty, 6ixϪhrembo and David Thoughie, being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, though there are a minority of critics that still think that he is coal.

HWABAG

HWABAG is short for “He Will Always Be A Gem”. Though commonly used to refer to Cobson, it is also sometimes used for other controversial variants.

On the 25th of March 2010, long before the days of 'Jakking, The Lawnmower Man was praised for being the GEM it is, however, even back then, Cobson has had his fair share of disbelievers.

History

According to the original image's EXIF data, Cobson was created on June 6, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on /qa/ at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption full of ONIONS BASEDJAK spam.

Since February 2025, Cobson is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

Controversies

With Cobson's newfound popularity, some more malicious forces decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make QoS edits of innocent Cobson (Spadeson), and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for BBC" soon emerged among the Sharty's transgender population. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called Rapeson, his reputation became tainted among soyteens.

He will always be still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and the bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called Five Nights at Cobson'shas been released by renowned game developer Froot Cawthon and his team in order to honor him.

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